just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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