You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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