Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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