You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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