Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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