Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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