Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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