My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We just shotgunned beers for America
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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