I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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