No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
