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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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