I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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