i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
