I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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