She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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