He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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