I'm drive I can fine osifer
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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