Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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