Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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