i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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