Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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