Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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