how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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