ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
