She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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