Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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