White coat. Heels.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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