Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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