3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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