Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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