You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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