I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Watching her eat just hurts me
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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