what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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