sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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