how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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