I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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