She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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