Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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