my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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