Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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