If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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