Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
this boner is exhausting
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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