Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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