ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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