Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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