I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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