Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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