I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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