I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Fuck appropriateness.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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