The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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